So there is a funny job application floating around the internet which is apparently a real application submitted by a 17 year old to Micky D's. I found a pretty complete quote of the application over at Fthisjob.com. Below is an excerpt from the application. Check out the blog on Fthisjob.com to read the whole thing. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
According to Fthisjob.com they hired him for being so funny! Read the rest of the job app. | 
