 About.com has a list they made up of what they think are the top 25 funniest political quotes from 2004. I think they are for the most part pretty funny but some of them fall flat and some aren't in the right order. A few quotes from the article are as follows.
#25: "Well, there was no sex for 14 days." —California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, on getting the cold shoulder from his wife after backing President George W. Bush at the Republican Convention
#8: "If Barbara gets her hands on John Kerry, he might get another Purple Heart." —Former President Bush, on the political attacks on his son
#3: "Did the training wheels fall off?" —Sen. John Kerry, after being told by reporters that President Bush took a tumble during a bike ride
Click over to About.com to see the rest of the funny quotes. Source: About.com | 
