 DING! DING! DING! This is a Darwin Award Finalist video right here if I've ever seen one. The hero in this video is holding up a lit firework fountain as a phallic symbol when all goes wrong. The fountain finally lights the powder at which point the entire fountain explodes like a bomb right in front of the guy. It is to bad that the video cut off here because we would have liked to see this guy running around with half his clothes burnt off from his own stupidity. You wouldn't think that a firework fountain would blow up like that but then again you wouldn't think a Roman Candle would shoot out the back either. Sometimes the fireworks just don't get packed right.
Watch this hero take it in the shorts (literally!) for a good time. Source: Big-boys.com | 
