Up for today we have this crazy Japanese (what I assume to be a food) commercial. There are two sumo wrestlers doing judo or some such in the background and what is probably a Japanese pop start or tennis star or some such doing the same moves in the foreground. They shout out on each move and that's basically it. There is nothing else to the commercial. See I told you it was crazy. Near the end they show the pop start biting a "stick" which I can only assume is a straight pretzle based on the name on the box that they show. And how exactly is this going to convince anyone to buy this product? Hint: It's not.