Here we have an interview with a ninja who claims that Santa is a ninja! According to this ninja guy how else could Santa visit every house in the world in one night without anyone seeing him? Not only that be he lives in a secret lair at the North Pole that no one has ever seen (much like a ninja) according to this interview. Additionally, this ninja says elves don't exist and they are really little ninjas. Lastly even though Santa is a ninja the reason he wears red is because of all the people he's killed who have snuck down and tried to peak at their presents while he was delivering them.