So one of the late night syndicated TV shows had an episode where they setup a free photo booth at some amusement park in Los Angeles. The special thing about this photobooth is that it has a camera on the inside and the outside plus a remote operator with microphone controlling the free photo camera. When the people step into the booth the operator talks all kinds of trash to the people in the booth to get them to do funny things before taking their free picture. Some examples are, having one family cram something like eight or ten people in the both, tell a couple of kids no eating in the booth and then telling them their parents are eating their icecream, telling a guy to take off his shirt, etc.
Here is a video clip from what looks like one of the Conan movies (or at least an out take or practise session). Arnold is practicing sword play without a sword. Someone came in and digitially added glow sticks or as I like to think of them Jedi Ninja Daggers Of Death. The digital edit really isn't a very good job as the glow sticks are outside the back of his hands most of the time. For the most part the video seems to repeat the same sword moves two or three times but it is still pretty funny. Who knew that Ahhhnold was a ninja?
Here we have an interview with a ninja who claims that Santa is a ninja! According to this ninja guy how else could Santa visit every house in the world in one night without anyone seeing him? Not only that be he lives in a secret lair at the North Pole that no one has ever seen (much like a ninja) according to this interview. Additionally, this ninja says elves don't exist and they are really little ninjas. Lastly even though Santa is a ninja the reason he wears red is because of all the people he's killed who have snuck down and tried to peak at their presents while he was delivering them.
Apparently this spoof commercial video is actually a promo for a movie called Dollar Ninja Store. The spoof video has a guy and a girl sitting in a restaraunt and the girl asks the guy if she is fat. She keeps asking and he doesn't know what to say. The announcer pauses the setting and says Ninja Bombs are the cureall for not knowing what to say. He hands a ninja bomb to the guy who promptly throws it down causing a giant plume of smoke. When the smoke clears the guy is gone and the girl starts running around looking for him. So instead of answering you can disappear like a ninja.
You've probably seen other crash tests of cars that when the car hits the whole thing pretty much gets mangled. Not in this crash test. There isn't any information on how fast the car is going when it slams into the wall and it looks like it is a solid wall (and not a corner hit) but the McLaren holds up amazingly. The front of the car crushs in to the wheels and thats it. The rest of the car is entirely intact and the windshield doesn't even crack. Try that in your regular road SUV and the whole car is totaled.
From the "needle in the arm ouch department" we bring you this kid who was raking leaves with a group of people when one of the leaders of the group accidently threw a knife which hit the kid right in the forehead. The leader guy was attempting to catch another kid who was falling and threw the knife away. The knife hit the second kid right between the eyebrows and stuck. Fortinately the knife didn't penetrate very deep and the kid is fine. It does make for a pretty gruesome looking X-Ray though. The kid said he didn't feel any pain from the knife just pressure. They need to check this leader guy out and see if he's really a NINJA! Maybe he was a ninja in a past life?
If you thought the radiation in your town was decreasing think again. We've posted two headed turtles, two headed snakes, five legged cows, and other such anomilies on the site before. Up for today we have a photo of a fish with two mouths. A fisherman caught this fish in Holmes Lake near Lincoln, Nebraska according to the caption for the photo. He said that the lower mouth did not appear to function and the hook was in the upper mouth. I don't know about you but I don't think I would be chomping down on a mutated fish or any fish from that lake for that matter.
Update: Looking at the picture more I guess it's possible that the lower "mouth" is just an injury. Maybe the fish was caught, released, and the hole just slowly ripped open.
Ninjas Gone Wild is a spoof video of the "Girls Gone Wild" TV advertisement. They borrow the same kind of themes and "censored" graphics to depict ninjas attacking people in the park, at home, and on the streets. The various spoof videos show ninjas killing people with various ninja weapons like shuriken, sai's, katanas and more IN TOTAL SILENCE. However, they put a "censored" graphic over the attack to avoid showing blood just like "Girls Gone Wild" does for nixing out nudity. I'd say they really captured the essense of the "Girls Gone Wild" commercials except with ninjas jumping backwards up to rooftops! Oh and don't forget the hot ninja scenes in the shower.
So one of the late night syndicated TV shows had an episode where they setup a free photo booth at some amusement park in Los Angeles. The special thing about this photobooth is that it has a camera on the inside and the outside plus a remote operator with microphone controlling the free photo camera. When the people step into the booth the operator talks all kinds of trash to the people in the booth to get them to do funny things before taking their free picture. Some examples are, having one family cram something like eight or ten people in the both, tell a couple of kids no eating in the booth and then telling them their parents are eating their icecream, telling a guy to take off his shirt, etc.
Here is a video clip from what looks like one of the Conan movies (or at least an out take or practise session). Arnold is practicing sword play without a sword. Someone came in and digitially added glow sticks or as I like to think of them Jedi Ninja Daggers Of Death. The digital edit really isn't a very good job as the glow sticks are outside the back of his hands most of the time. For the most part the video seems to repeat the same sword moves two or three times but it is still pretty funny. Who knew that Ahhhnold was a ninja?
Here we have an interview with a ninja who claims that Santa is a ninja! According to this ninja guy how else could Santa visit every house in the world in one night without anyone seeing him? Not only that be he lives in a secret lair at the North Pole that no one has ever seen (much like a ninja) according to this interview. Additionally, this ninja says elves don't exist and they are really little ninjas. Lastly even though Santa is a ninja the reason he wears red is because of all the people he's killed who have snuck down and tried to peak at their presents while he was delivering them.
Apparently this spoof commercial video is actually a promo for a movie called Dollar Ninja Store. The spoof video has a guy and a girl sitting in a restaraunt and the girl asks the guy if she is fat. She keeps asking and he doesn't know what to say. The announcer pauses the setting and says Ninja Bombs are the cureall for not knowing what to say. He hands a ninja bomb to the guy who promptly throws it down causing a giant plume of smoke. When the smoke clears the guy is gone and the girl starts running around looking for him. So instead of answering you can disappear like a ninja.
You've probably seen other crash tests of cars that when the car hits the whole thing pretty much gets mangled. Not in this crash test. There isn't any information on how fast the car is going when it slams into the wall and it looks like it is a solid wall (and not a corner hit) but the McLaren holds up amazingly. The front of the car crushs in to the wheels and thats it. The rest of the car is entirely intact and the windshield doesn't even crack. Try that in your regular road SUV and the whole car is totaled.
From the "needle in the arm ouch department" we bring you this kid who was raking leaves with a group of people when one of the leaders of the group accidently threw a knife which hit the kid right in the forehead. The leader guy was attempting to catch another kid who was falling and threw the knife away. The knife hit the second kid right between the eyebrows and stuck. Fortinately the knife didn't penetrate very deep and the kid is fine. It does make for a pretty gruesome looking X-Ray though. The kid said he didn't feel any pain from the knife just pressure. They need to check this leader guy out and see if he's really a NINJA! Maybe he was a ninja in a past life?
If you thought the radiation in your town was decreasing think again. We've posted two headed turtles, two headed snakes, five legged cows, and other such anomilies on the site before. Up for today we have a photo of a fish with two mouths. A fisherman caught this fish in Holmes Lake near Lincoln, Nebraska according to the caption for the photo. He said that the lower mouth did not appear to function and the hook was in the upper mouth. I don't know about you but I don't think I would be chomping down on a mutated fish or any fish from that lake for that matter.
Ninjas Gone Wild is a spoof video of the "Girls Gone Wild" TV advertisement. They borrow the same kind of themes and "censored" graphics to depict ninjas attacking people in the park, at home, and on the streets. The various spoof videos show ninjas killing people with various ninja weapons like shuriken, sai's, katanas and more IN TOTAL SILENCE. However, they put a "censored" graphic over the attack to avoid showing blood just like "Girls Gone Wild" does for nixing out nudity. I'd say they really captured the essense of the "Girls Gone Wild" commercials except with ninjas jumping backwards up to rooftops! Oh and don't forget the hot ninja scenes in the shower.
