Here is a pretty funny commercial from LucasArts for their Revenge of the Sith franchise milking machine video game. It is a fake home movie at the dinner table with the family. There is the blonde mom, the annoying brother, the bespeckled dad, the loopy uncle, and the little sister. The loopy uncle is talking trash to the little sister about his claw hand. He bust out the cup and pretends he is Darth Vader. The little sister gets fed up and whoops out a lightsaber, promptly cutting his hand off before sitting down again like nothing happened.
In this video a blonde news anchor lady brings the other woman news anchor's dog onto the set as a joke. The only problem is that the dog gets all happy and scared and then proceeds to take a giant dog crap right in the middle of the set. After taking the giant crap the dog pulls the blonde news anchor over in an effort to get to his owner. Not soon after this the smell of the dog crap starts permiating the news room and soon everyone is holding their noses because the smell of dog crap is so bad.
Jaws is real! The most emailed photo over on Yahoo right now is this photo of a 1100 pound tiger shark caught near Martha's Vineyard. Apparently they have a yearly "monster shark derby" there where I assume whoever brings in the biggest shark wins. The guys that caught this shark didn't win though because they brought it back six minutes too late. I find it hard to believe that the shark is exactly 1100 pounds. The real question is did they actually eat this thing or just let it rot? Not your biggest sports fisherman fan here.
And here we have another example of doing some very very stupid such as leaving a spray can in a fire for a good time. These Darwin Award Finalists left the can in the fire and then decided to film it from a short distance away. I'd say they were lucky a piece of the can didn't fly out when it exploded and hit one of them standing around. We may have posted this video previously (it's hard to tell as these explosion videos are starting to look all the same). And in case you were wondering DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
Ouch. That one is going to leave a mark. This photo is one of the top most emailed photos on Yahoo right now. Apparently, according to the caption of the photo, it is a photo of Chelsea Davis hitting her head on the diving board during a diving competition in Montreal. Previously I believe the caption use to say she had to have stitchs but it doesn't state that anymore. Anyway it looks like she probably stepped backwards off the board to do a dive and didn't step far enough out and therefore hit her heard. It's also possible that she did some kind of flip before coming down and hitting the board.
Here we have a Toyota truck commercial using cows (like the California Cheese commercials). There is a farmer guy fixing a watering hole and he left his truck door open. Two bulls see this and jump in the truck to go find some lady cows. They drive through a herd of sheep and then through a barn where they pick up a couple of bails of hay. Next they run into a cow crossing grate (which they are afraid to cross even in a truck) so they jump off a cliff in the truck. It lands by the lady cows which they ask if they want a ride. The end. Good stuff.
In this video cliff there are some guys on a mountain and they are looking across at another snow covered mountain. A skier comes down the mountain above that cliff on the right and then jumps over the top of it. He lands in the middle of the red circle there and just keeps on skiing down the mountain. He made a perfect landing after jumping off that cliff. The caption for the video says 8 feet but that looks more like 60 feet if you ask me which is a pretty long jump for anyone to make on skies.
Here is a video clip taken by a police cruiser during a DUI stop. The officer is trying to prove that the guy is drunk by giving him different tests like walk in a straight line and recite the alphabet backwards. The problem is he keep passing the tests even though he is drunk. He successfully recites the alphabet from Z to A and the officer says she has never seen anyone do that before. He also walks in a straight line no problem and even dances around without a hitch according to her instructions. Finally she says, you're pretty good, are you a dancer? He says "No, I'm just drunk." at which point he gets arrested for DUI.
Here is a pretty funny commercial from LucasArts for their Revenge of the Sith franchise milking machine video game. It is a fake home movie at the dinner table with the family. There is the blonde mom, the annoying brother, the bespeckled dad, the loopy uncle, and the little sister. The loopy uncle is talking trash to the little sister about his claw hand. He bust out the cup and pretends he is Darth Vader. The little sister gets fed up and whoops out a lightsaber, promptly cutting his hand off before sitting down again like nothing happened.
In this video a blonde news anchor lady brings the other woman news anchor's dog onto the set as a joke. The only problem is that the dog gets all happy and scared and then proceeds to take a giant dog crap right in the middle of the set. After taking the giant crap the dog pulls the blonde news anchor over in an effort to get to his owner. Not soon after this the smell of the dog crap starts permiating the news room and soon everyone is holding their noses because the smell of dog crap is so bad.
Jaws is real! The most emailed photo over on Yahoo right now is this photo of a 1100 pound tiger shark caught near Martha's Vineyard. Apparently they have a yearly "monster shark derby" there where I assume whoever brings in the biggest shark wins. The guys that caught this shark didn't win though because they brought it back six minutes too late. I find it hard to believe that the shark is exactly 1100 pounds. The real question is did they actually eat this thing or just let it rot? Not your biggest sports fisherman fan here.
And here we have another example of doing some very very stupid such as leaving a spray can in a fire for a good time. These Darwin Award Finalists left the can in the fire and then decided to film it from a short distance away. I'd say they were lucky a piece of the can didn't fly out when it exploded and hit one of them standing around. We may have posted this video previously (it's hard to tell as these explosion videos are starting to look all the same). And in case you were wondering DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
Ouch. That one is going to leave a mark. This photo is one of the top most emailed photos on Yahoo right now. Apparently, according to the caption of the photo, it is a photo of Chelsea Davis hitting her head on the diving board during a diving competition in Montreal. Previously I believe the caption use to say she had to have stitchs but it doesn't state that anymore. Anyway it looks like she probably stepped backwards off the board to do a dive and didn't step far enough out and therefore hit her heard. It's also possible that she did some kind of flip before coming down and hitting the board.
Here we have a Toyota truck commercial using cows (like the California Cheese commercials). There is a farmer guy fixing a watering hole and he left his truck door open. Two bulls see this and jump in the truck to go find some lady cows. They drive through a herd of sheep and then through a barn where they pick up a couple of bails of hay. Next they run into a cow crossing grate (which they are afraid to cross even in a truck) so they jump off a cliff in the truck. It lands by the lady cows which they ask if they want a ride. The end. Good stuff.
In this video cliff there are some guys on a mountain and they are looking across at another snow covered mountain. A skier comes down the mountain above that cliff on the right and then jumps over the top of it. He lands in the middle of the red circle there and just keeps on skiing down the mountain. He made a perfect landing after jumping off that cliff. The caption for the video says 8 feet but that looks more like 60 feet if you ask me which is a pretty long jump for anyone to make on skies.
Here is a video clip taken by a police cruiser during a DUI stop. The officer is trying to prove that the guy is drunk by giving him different tests like walk in a straight line and recite the alphabet backwards. The problem is he keep passing the tests even though he is drunk. He successfully recites the alphabet from Z to A and the officer says she has never seen anyone do that before. He also walks in a straight line no problem and even dances around without a hitch according to her instructions. Finally she says, you're pretty good, are you a dancer? He says "No, I'm just drunk." at which point he gets arrested for DUI.
