There is an item up for sale on eBay where you can bid to have your advertisement temporarily tatooed on this womans breast for 15 days. The woman lives near Glasgow, Scotland. At the time of this writing the bidding is at 410 British Pounds which is about $791 US dollars. According to the listing she was inspired by the recent listing of another person on eBay selling advertising space on his forehead. A quote from the listing is as follows:

Hi there. Like myself, and many others across the world, you've probably noticed a man on eBay is renting his forehead for 30 days, so you can put your logo on it. Well, now, you can do so in the UK. No longer restricted to USA based advertising, you can now rent my CLEAVAGE for a period of 15 days, during which I will display your company logo, slogan or web-site address in the form of a temporary tattoo you will supply to me.

Check out the eBay listing for yourself (and bid if you want to advertise).

Source: eBay

Over at Amazon there is a JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank for sale which looks to be something from the Star Wars universe. You can own one yourself for a cool $19,999.95. It weights in at 1100 pounds and features the following:

• Carries cargo or a crew of up to five internally or on the roof.
• Piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch.
• 6hp Tecumseh gasoline engine, top speed 40 mph.
• Includes head/tail and turn signal lights, trim and underbody lighting.
• 400 watt premium sound with PA system, plush interior, and external camera.

One of the reviews for the tank on the Amazon site says "This thing is amazing. I can take it everywhere. For once in my life, driving down 3rd Avenue in NYC isn't dangerous. Taxis all get out of my way, lest they be CRUSHED!" -Justin

I'm so there. In the event that the item is taken down you can view these two images of the tank item:

JL421 Badonkadonk #1
JL421 Badonkadonk #2

About.com has a list they made up of what they think are the top 25 funniest political quotes from 2004. I think they are for the most part pretty funny but some of them fall flat and some aren't in the right order. A few quotes from the article are as follows.

#25: "Well, there was no sex for 14 days." —California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, on getting the cold shoulder from his wife after backing President George W. Bush at the Republican Convention

#8: "If Barbara gets her hands on John Kerry, he might get another Purple Heart." —Former President Bush, on the political attacks on his son

#3: "Did the training wheels fall off?" —Sen. John Kerry, after being told by reporters that President Bush took a tumble during a bike ride

 Click over to About.com to see the rest of the funny quotes.

Source: About.com