So there is a funny job application floating around the internet which is apparently a real application submitted by a 17 year old to Micky D's. I found a pretty complete quote of the application over at Fthisjob.com. Below is an excerpt from the application. Check out the blog on Fthisjob.com to read the whole thing. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
According to Fthisjob.com they hired him for being so funny! Read the rest of the job app.
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Apparently McDonald's ran an advertisement on some website that encourages you to have sex with a double Cheeseburger. Apparently this happened back in January but I'm only catching on now because I'm a slow learner. The original blog post has about 120 comments on it so you should head over there for useful commentary on having sex with your fast food. Nice viral marketing Miccy D. Choice quotes include:
I found a blog with 12 New Years resolutions for internet junkies. The funny thing about it is that a lot of things listed apply to me as well. That must make me an internet junkie. I listed a sampling of them below. Visit the original blog for the complete list.
