Apparently a favorite tourist pastime in Thailand is croc baiting (or at least it is for the guys in this video). They appear to be on some kind of raised hotel bridge area above water. One of the guy has a bamboo fishing pole with a piece of chicken tied to the end of it. There are various crocodiles swimming around below them snapping at the piece of chicken or whatever it is. The crocs make some wild grabs for the meat but keep missing. Finally they put the meat really close to the nose of one of the huge crocs and he grabs it in less than a second before the fisherman guy can react.
Jeep wins the Stupidist Commercial award for this commercial with a polar bear. The guy drives up in the snow and stops his jeep. He gets out and scoops up some snow into a pan and then gets back in the jeep. He sets the pan on the passenger seat and waits for the snow to melt. At this point he gets out and pours the water on the jeep logo at the back of the car because it is iced over and a polar bear is breathing on it. Now what kind of stupid commercial is that? You want me to buy your jeep because it has heated seats? Does anyone care about heated seats more than other features in a care like oh say crash tests and miles per gallon? Idiots.
So in this video there are a bunch of winners out in a sand dune area racing around with their motor bikes and pickup trucks. There is one big dune where the guy with the camera is standing which bikes are getting petty good air off of jumping. There is a red pickup truck parked on the right side of the dune ridge. Along comes a white pickup truck from the left side of the dune (and he can't see the red pickup truck on the other side). The white pickup guns the engine and jumps over the dune catching some air. The only problem is he lands right on top of the red pickup truck and rolls his own. Nice going. It doesn't appear that there was anyone in the red truck.
Apparently the highlight of this summer red neck party is throwing buckets of gasoline on a burning tree and watching it flame up. The commentary in the background is equally rediculous including "Be careful Dan". The flames from the fire actually shoot up pretty high and the tree itself must be a pretty big tree (though it's possible that it's a dead tree). They also mention the guy throwing the gas as having almost fallen into the lake so it would seem the tree is a dead tree near a take. On fire. For a good time. Riiigghhhttt. Wait maybe this is the burning bush?
Bask in the stupidness of this video. You know you want to. Anyway, this video (which is extremely stupid) starts out in black and white in some kind of round council chamber. There is a hippie in a headscarf banging on a keyboard and mouse in one of the chairs (there is no monitor). He is pretending to play a video game I suppose. At this point some ninja guy holding a keyboard shows up and the hippie guy fights the ninja. They are both under the delusion that their keyboards are swords. The fight moves on to both of them pretending to use different controllers in "hand magic" attacks. Did I tell you it was stupid already? At some point does something become so stupid that it cross back over into being funny?
Here is a pretty funny commercial from LucasArts for their Revenge of the Sith franchise milking machine video game. It is a fake home movie at the dinner table with the family. There is the blonde mom, the annoying brother, the bespeckled dad, the loopy uncle, and the little sister. The loopy uncle is talking trash to the little sister about his claw hand. He bust out the cup and pretends he is Darth Vader. The little sister gets fed up and whoops out a lightsaber, promptly cutting his hand off before sitting down again like nothing happened.
In this video a blonde news anchor lady brings the other woman news anchor's dog onto the set as a joke. The only problem is that the dog gets all happy and scared and then proceeds to take a giant dog crap right in the middle of the set. After taking the giant crap the dog pulls the blonde news anchor over in an effort to get to his owner. Not soon after this the smell of the dog crap starts permiating the news room and soon everyone is holding their noses because the smell of dog crap is so bad.
And here we have another example of doing some very very stupid such as leaving a spray can in a fire for a good time. These Darwin Award Finalists left the can in the fire and then decided to film it from a short distance away. I'd say they were lucky a piece of the can didn't fly out when it exploded and hit one of them standing around. We may have posted this video previously (it's hard to tell as these explosion videos are starting to look all the same). And in case you were wondering DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.